Terms of Service / Privacy Policy

User data is never collected from site readers. We do not place cookies on users computers, such as those commonly employed by outside advertisers for the purpose of tracking. We reserve the right to change this in the future if ads are placed on the site.

If you send a letter, your data will never be sold or traded. Your private information (name, email/IP address) will not be disclosed to anyone without a court order. The contents of your email may be published, however, though I will never use your real name. An example of publishing the contents of your email might be as a testimonial or reader feedback section.

If you request a telephone call, it will be recorded for publication. Your last name will never be disclosed, and there should be no identifying information disclosed in the course of the call.

Your name, email, phone number and other personally identifying information will never be released to anyone without a court order.

If you wish to comment, you will be required to create an account. This is to prevent spam and abuse, not to strictly collect data. The data you supply will not be used for any commercial purposes, nor shared, sold or traded in any way at any time.

You will not be sent any email correspondence unless you specifically request it, or send a letter to me that I believe warrants a response.

You may create an account on the site and subscribe to comment notification. You can opt out of this notification at any time by following the link in the email.

You agree that you’re actually reading this, even though nobody reads terms of service pages. I could just talk about my pickled donkey dong I got at a flea market in New Sylvania. It’s really salty and I don’t recommend it, but if you get it at a good enough price I guess you can do whatever you want. I’m not here to judge or anything.

You may wish to review PayPal’s terms of service too. Not because you’ll learn anything (or even do it) but because it’s something to do. It’ll keep you out of trouble, help you sleep, confuse you, maybe make you cry a little. Who knows but it seems pretty worth a try to me.