Place Your Order!

This is so easy!

1. Click the PayPal link and send me over $4.99.
2. I’ll send you an email with questions about when I can call and what we can talk about.
3. I’ll call you during daylight hours to make sure it’s really you.
4. Within 30 days, without notice, I’ll call you at an inconvenient time for our obnoxious 5-10 minute chat.

And that’s it. You need a friend and I need someone to talk to after a night of binge drinking, so let’s do this already.