Don’t you love that drunk guy who calls in the middle of the night?
Well, if you don’t have a drunk friend like that, or you haven’t heard from him in a while – then have I got an offer for you!
For the low introductory price of just $4.99, I’ll get skunky drunk and call you in the middle of the night. Isn’t that awesome?!?
By having me call, you will:
- Feel like you have more friends!
- Impress your wife with your popularity!
- Subsidize my drinking!
It’s basically the exact opposite of phone sex. It’s affordable and unpleasant, and it’s also not at a private or convenient time! What could be better?!?
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