Don’t you love that drunk guy who calls in the middle of the night?

Well, if you don’t have a drunk friend like that, or you haven’t heard from him in a while – then have I got an offer for you!

For the low introductory price of just $4.99, I’ll get skunky drunk and call you in the middle of the night. Isn’t that awesome?!?

By having me call, you will:

• Feel like you have more friends!
• Impress your wife with your popularity!
• Subsidize my drinking!

It’s basically the exact opposite of phone sex. It’s affordable and unpleasant, and it’s also not at a private or convenient time! What could be better?!?

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My drunk dialed video blog
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